January 2012
1 post
December 2011
10 posts
There’s balls ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
Little rooster stepped in poop. No one should step in poop.
Merry Christmas y’all!!
Mom.
Santa doesn’t even like that milk. He only drinks chocolate milk.
Hey guys, do you know what a duck has??
It’s a hard knock life, man. Game over.
MOMMY! LOOK WHAT I DID! THIS ANGRY BIRD SPLODES INTO THREEEEE ANGRY BIRDS!!
November 2011
11 posts
I’m making Ice Cream Pizza!
Here, mommy, I made you a cupcake! It has a little bacon in it.
I got mail from Miss @zentzie AND Miss @warnerwoman this week! Yay!! http://t.co/DIqAFvQ9 http://t.co/UfHBG9Ui
Dubstep is too loud for Chippy!
I got to play Rayman with @horriblejdevl today!
ANNA COME GIVE ME A HUG AND A KISS!!!! YOU COME HERE NOW!
You drank all the chocolate milk, are you kidding me?
Photo: http://t.co/HozI5xgM
October 2011
3 posts
Mom will never learn. She keeps giving me m-n-m’s and I keep dumping them all over her car.
GOODBYE crocodile.
September 2011
7 posts
Eeew! That snail peeeeeed on my thumb!
You’re actin’ like a pirate!
This is Aunt Cindy’s hood.
Thanks for the blackmail, mom. http://t.co/ec2VdGi
Hey! Look at that @Oranjeindy building!
We forgot the picture. I blame Chippy. @whatthehelicon @weezietoes @Oranjeindy http://t.co/yC3hcam
Happy birthday to @bygollyholly! Two is a fun year!
August 2011
5 posts
Mommy, I’m gonna drive you CRAZY!
Now is the time where mom realizes letting me eat all the sugar @indystatefair wasn’t smart. Wheeeeeeeee!
You be careful going to work mommy! Don’t bump into any cars!
July 2011
1 post
Night, night, sleep tight! Don’t let those bugs bite your butt!
June 2011
6 posts
This is 'merrica. →
This ladybug is happy, she’s smiling!!
May 2011
4 posts
Mommy found a tictac in my hair.
Rotten Tomato
“Mommy, come hide in my tent, there’s a tomato comin’!!”
This bag of popcorn will look much better all over moms car.
Guess what? I’ve been tweeting for over a year! That’s a long time in toddler counting.
April 2011
7 posts
Its hammer time. Mommy, its hammer time!
Gasp! Mommy, it is the Bupunzel movie! It is my favorite movie!